Yup.

I have been in Tennessee for close to 14 years now, and though the shift began slowly, the process has culminated in one act that has pushed me over the edge, freeing me of the bonds of my opressive yankee heritage. Yessir, I have officially become a Southerner.

I just bought me my first pickup truck.

Now, I have heard that just having the truck itself is not enough, and I was wondering: what accoutrements should I be adding to my truck that are truly necessary to REALLY turn this now southern gentleman into a genuine hick-a-fied truck-driving redneck? I'm first envisioning a gun rack, loaded with - not guns - fishin' poles . . .

Then maybe get some overalls; lose the shirt . . .

. . . maybe not.